We should update the turing test to include funny jokes. #AI technologyreview.com/s/608777/why-g…
Wrong title. Should be “Look at this beautiful #iPhone7 with an ugly headphone jack” 🙂 mashable.com/2017/09/06/iph…
“Cortana, Open Alexa.” — Hey #Siri! Do you have any friends? nytimes.com/2017/08/30/tec… pic.twitter.com/mwL3Oo37YW
Some “innovations” are better to stay in #Japan only, like this and used-underwear vending machines. 🙂 mashable.com/2017/08/26/pep…
A great case of #dogfooding at #Apple. 🙂 mashable.com/2017/08/23/app…
Obviously six is better than five. 🙂 Thumb prosthetic built for those unsatisfied with having 5 fingers pic.twitter.com/HJ3OwcZKaE — Mashable (@mashable) July 29, 2017
Really? Fashion of the future! https://t.co/AQAb3YW7At — Mashable (@mashable) May 15, 2017
Soon we will all have the "#Intel Inside" warning label on all cars. :) Okay, bad joke, sorry Google now.
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-39253422
Tom Cruise did it in #MissionImpossible 4. Now you can too with #LG vacuum cleaners. I am so getting one for my mum! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOGgizbOdVM
#Samsung was making jokes about #ApplePencil for #iPadPro when they are not even half as successful with their Galaxy tablets.
“Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free” - Linus Torvalds
I wonder how many people are eating hats (or columns) today. #Trump2016 https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trump-will-lose-or-i-will-eat-this-column/2015/10/02/1fd5c94a-6906-11e5-9ef3-fde182507eac_story.html
Can't take #Gizmodo seriously as a source of news if they allow main title like this. Imagine that on CNN or BBC. http://gizmodo.com/chases-new-1-000-atm-limit-is-fucked-up-1768924033
Come on, this is just a rather 2D and DIY version of VR and AR! #WhereIsSeveGatsNow http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35900804/kenyan-woman-edits-herself-into-holiday-photos-with-hilarious-consequences
They can do the whole movie like this, I will watch it. :P https://x.com/HistoricalPics/status/704083420297748480
Assuming normal distribution. :) If you can't use a #PC, you are normal. If you can't use a #Mac, you are stupid! http://www.zdnet.com/article/only-5-of-ibms-mac-and-ios-users-call-support-compared-to-40-of-windows-users/#ftag=CADcb5c631
@waltmossberg @DawnC331 You didn't do anything crazy and wild back in the 70s? Really, Mr Mossberg? :)
RT @asymco: I hope someone is filing away all the "Apple is doomed" stories. Who has death watch duty?